Facebook EULA should be as follow: By using this Software and Webside you agree to become immediately trojanized and quantum inserted aka implanted by the Shadow Gov Alphabet Gangs (known as CIA/DIA/GCHQ/NSA/Mossad/MI/DOD/Pentagon and countless more of the 5 Eyes). You further agree that your hard and software may become damaged due to our limitless Psy-OPs and CoIntelPro-Experiments. Furthermore you should be aware that by using this Governmental Webpage that all your efforts will be censored by state of the art Artificial Intelligence, which is programmed very aggressively, so that your hard- and software might suffer multiple damage, due to our villainous audacity. Thank you for your attention. TEAM FakeBUG.
Trojanbug aka Facebook EULA proposal